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Joke Box.

Send me your weirdest takes, rants, topics, observations, questionable life choices, jokes you almost wrote but didn't. The best ones make it into the set — and maybe a shoutout from the stage.

  • 01Submit anything. A one-liner, a half-formed idea, a story you swear is true, a topic you wish someone would roast.
  • 02I read every one. No bots, no filters — just me and a coffee, deciding what's gold.
  • 03If it lands on stage, I'll shout you out. By name, or just "this weirdo from the internet." Your call.

Submit · 01Drop a bit.

One submission per send · No limits per day Anonymous OK · Email optional

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By submitting you grant Samantha a non-exclusive license to use this on stage, in clips, online, or in any other comedy context. No payment, no obligation — just the possibility of glory.